The 10,000 Ritual Circle
Meditation for Real People 😂
Not another app. Not another guru. Just a circle where you can show up caffeinated, tired, high, in pajamas — and still meditate.
Why most people quit meditation
- No guidance → your mind wanders.
- No support → habits slip away fast.
- No fun → you forget to come back.
Meditation doesn’t have to look like monks in caves. It can look like you — phone buzzing, cat meowing, Netflix autoplaying — still showing up.
The Circle Fix
- Weekly live guided sessions (+ replays).
- Meme challenges that make it playful.
- Private member space, zero noise.
10,000 people. One messy, human ritual.
Some join high. Some join after work. Some join in PJs. Some meme their practice. It all counts. Because the point isn’t to look enlightened — it’s to reset together.
Why $5/month is a game-changer
- Belonging: Stick with it when others show up too.
- Fun: Meme challenges + livestreams keep it light.
- Accountability: Even $5 makes you follow through.
- Consistency: Weekly sessions + replays keep you on track.
One coffee = one month of live meditations, memes, and community support.
Join for $5/month →What You Get
- Weekly live meditations.
- Replay access anytime.
- Meme Challenge access.
- Private member community.
How it works
1. 🌱 Join$5 unlocks the world’s first meme-friendly meditation circle.
2. 🧘 Show UpCome tired, caffeinated, stoned, or scrolling — you’re welcome.
3. 🌍 ResetFeel calmer in 7 days, lighter in 21, consistent after 90.
4. 🤳 Meme ItJoin the Meme Challenge & make meditation go viral.
What members say 💬
“I actually stuck with meditation for the first time.” – Sarah, NY
“Way more fun than any app I tried.” – Daniel, CA
“Even $5 makes me show up. Totally worth it.” – Priya, UK
This isn’t for monks. It’s for the rest of us.
Join thousands worldwide who laugh, scroll, or smoke — and still meditate. All for $5/month.
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